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Jan. 19, 2022

Heterosexuality Is A Scam - Minisode

This is actually an excerpt from a #marcopolo I sent to my bestie, that I converted from video to an MP3 because I felt like it w…

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Jan. 15, 2022

Love At First Sight

There were these chimes, and everytime his eyes met mine, I could hear them ring. It felt as though that sound was reverberating …

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Jan. 13, 2022

Generational Wealth - Microsode

When one considers that much of the "generational wealth" that exists, was generated by systemic Black death, exploitation, and o…

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Jan. 8, 2022

In The 90s

The 90's were a lituation in many ways, they were also a hot ass mess, but I digress. When I was a girl-many, many moons ago-you …

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Jan. 4, 2022

I Love The Golden Girls (DMX Cut)

I recorded the first rendition of "I love the Golden Girls" back in January of 2020. Then, when DMX transitioned, I re-recorded t…

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Jan. 1, 2022

Happy New Yearz

Happy New Year, y'all. The 2020s have been a doozy thus far, but I'm still holding out hope for 2022. Thank you all for embarking…

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Dec. 25, 2021

I Got Broken Up With In A Text Pt. 2

As most of us have, I learned a great many lessons from my first love.  One being, do not hold on to anything past it's expiratio…

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Dec. 18, 2021

I Got Broken Up With In A Text Pt. 1

This episode should be titled, "Why You Being Weird To Me?" or "Roi Sings The Hits." I drop some lines from SZA, Bey, and Jazmin …

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Dec. 15, 2021

Lies and Fairytales - Microsode

If not for lies, how could we appreciate or even recognize truth. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitch Website: www.…

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Dec. 11, 2021

I've Been Natural Since 2008

I've been natural since, the year of our lawd, twenty and zero eight. Three big chops later, I've finally learned what works for …

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Dec. 4, 2021

I Am A HUGE Conspiracy Theorist

In this episode, I define "conspiracy theorist," and discuss aliens, the cosmos, my ancestry, and the assassination of Malcolm X.…

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Nov. 27, 2021

I Used To Think I Was Bi

A lot of folx informed me that the "I Just Do It - Microsode," was too much heat and pressure for just a microsode. So, I went ah…

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Nov. 20, 2021

I Been To College Part 2

In part 2 of "I Been To College," I concluded the story of the trail that had me ready to wild, discuss other issues I ran into i…

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Nov. 13, 2021

I Been To College Part 1

This colonial empire is a scam within a scam, and college, is one of the biggest scams of them all. I have always loved learning …

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Nov. 10, 2021

I Be Unattached AF Part 2

Though these episodes are both about unattachment, and rather short, I didn't feel like the audio was related enough to be one ep…

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Nov. 6, 2021

I Be Unattached AF Part 1

TW // Murder, Acid Attacks I practice unattachment to maintain quality mental and spiritual health. Sometimes, I do catch mysel…

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Nov. 3, 2021

I Just Do It - Microsode

I have an adventurous spirit, that's gotten me into some trouble here and there. I do my best to be safe and responsible, but whe…

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Oct. 30, 2021

I Spent Two and A Half Years...

Folks, we're wrapping up spooky month with the scawriest thing I've ever done–I spent two & a half years in a toxic work environm…

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Oct. 23, 2021

I Have Sideshow Boobs

Mother-daughter relationships are...hard. They're made even more difficult by the constant competition women a subjected to, as w…

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Oct. 20, 2021

Older Generations Need Healing Microsode

I, for one, am so happy that people from Generation X and even older generations, are hopping on the therapy, healing stones, alt…

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Oct. 16, 2021

Imma City Girl

C-i-t-y, you can see why... This episode is about growing up in N.Y.C. Staying in the vein of spooky season doe, it's also about …

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Oct. 9, 2021

I Wanna Talk About Generational Trauma

Keeping up with spooky season, I decided to talk about some real scaurry shit–generational trauma. There are so many things we be…

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Oct. 2, 2021

I Set My Family Home On Fire

I figured I'd set off Spooky Season with a scary story... One hot, summer night, in 2002, I almost fire and brimstoned my whole f…

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Sept. 27, 2021

Isms and Ish - Microsode

So I'm trying something new and dropping microsodes during the weekday. Less than two minute ramblings that maybe didn't fit into…

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