Let Me Tell You Somethin' Bitch


May 14, 2022

Neppy Tunes

This week's episode is an update on Neptune. I literally went from not believing in pets, to loving, Neptune Tigerlilly Roi, like…

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May 7, 2022

Being Is A Spectrum

I've been gone for a while, now I'm back on da same shit I was 🤣. In deez trying times, that for many equate to their whole damn …

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April 2, 2022

Living Occupied

Gil Scott-Heron said, "the revolution will not be televised," knowing that true revolution happens in people's minds; is the evol…

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March 29, 2022

Surreal Shit Be Happening

I decided to chat about the slap, because I felt like respectability politics and the colonial compulsion to erase black women we…

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March 19, 2022

Free Adnan

Though I am not a true crime podcaster, I've been known to give them a listen. In fact, the first podcast I ever listened to was …

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March 12, 2022

Incest...Is It Really A Problem

I saw a viral tweet wherein these cousins came out as a couple and black twitter started draggin' them 😭🤣😂. I decided to do an ep…

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March 9, 2022

Retirement Is 32 Years Away - Minisode

TW // Violence, Death, Self Harm I am 1000% certain, I am what's wrong with my generation and I couldn't be happier about it. On…

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March 5, 2022


Sometimes I'll be in bed, ready to sleep GoOod, and an episode will pop into my head. This is one uh dem times.   Buy Me A Coffe…

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Jan. 29, 2022

Getting High At Party McFly

My experience with cocaine was not at all what I thought it would be, but some how, still very on brand. If I had to rate the hig…

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Jan. 22, 2022


I was trynna be cute and ended up looking like a plum foo. If I had a time machine, I'd go back to that day and wear flats. Not b…

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Jan. 19, 2022

Heterosexuality Is A Scam - Minisode

This is actually an excerpt from a #marcopolo I sent to my bestie, that I converted from video to an MP3 because I felt like it w…

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Jan. 15, 2022

Love At First Sight

There were these chimes, and everytime his eyes met mine, I could hear them ring. It felt as though that sound was reverberating …

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Jan. 13, 2022

Generational Wealth - Microsode

When one considers that much of the "generational wealth" that exists, was generated by systemic Black death, exploitation, and o…

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Jan. 8, 2022

In The 90s

The 90's were a lituation in many ways, they were also a hot ass mess, but I digress. When I was a girl-many, many moons ago-you …

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Jan. 4, 2022

I Love The Golden Girls (DMX Cut)

I recorded the first rendition of "I love the Golden Girls" back in January of 2020. Then, when DMX transitioned, I re-recorded t…

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Jan. 1, 2022

Happy New Yearz

Happy New Year, y'all. The 2020s have been a doozy thus far, but I'm still holding out hope for 2022. Thank you all for embarking…

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Dec. 25, 2021

I Got Broken Up With In A Text Pt. 2

As most of us have, I learned a great many lessons from my first love.  One being, do not hold on to anything past it's expiratio…

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Dec. 18, 2021

I Got Broken Up With In A Text Pt. 1

This episode should be titled, "Why You Being Weird To Me?" or "Roi Sings The Hits." I drop some lines from SZA, Bey, and Jazmin …

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Dec. 15, 2021

Lies and Fairytales - Microsode

If not for lies, how could we appreciate or even recognize truth. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitch Website: www.…

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Dec. 11, 2021

I've Been Natural Since 2008

I've been natural since, the year of our lawd, twenty and zero eight. Three big chops later, I've finally learned what works for …

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Dec. 4, 2021

I Am A HUGE Conspiracy Theorist

In this episode, I define "conspiracy theorist," and discuss aliens, the cosmos, my ancestry, and the assassination of Malcolm X.…

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Nov. 27, 2021

I Used To Think I Was Bi

A lot of folx informed me that the "I Just Do It - Microsode," was too much heat and pressure for just a microsode. So, I went ah…

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Nov. 20, 2021

I Been To College Part 2

In part 2 of "I Been To College," I concluded the story of the trail that had me ready to wild, discuss other issues I ran into i…

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Nov. 13, 2021

I Been To College Part 1

This colonial empire is a scam within a scam, and college, is one of the biggest scams of them all. I have always loved learning …

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