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March 4, 2023

I Had Young Parents

My parents weren't old enough to drink when I was born 🙃. Ironically, they're the reason I drink. Just kidding, I gave up libations, but they were a hefty part of why I needed therapy. In this episode, I discuss …

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Feb. 25, 2023

Afroshioed Microsode

I do be makin' up words. Aftoshioed is one uh em. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitch Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitch Website: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

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Feb. 15, 2023

The rich Are Too Safe

The older I get, the more I realize The Joker had A LOT of valid points. These days, the rich are so safe they get famous for wealth they've accumulated by stealing our wages/labor, exploiting our needs, and flat out …

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Feb. 12, 2023

I'm Tired Of cops

『Two grassroots groups are alleging Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department helicopters are disrupting residents in low-income neighborhoods and have sued for the disclosure of information... Both groups have been working to examine the environmental...

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Jan. 28, 2023

I Have Shame

There's been a lot of talk in these Black Twitter streets about how "we need to bring shame back." It's such a trite, tired, nascent argument, but I still felt that I needed to say somethin'. The people who are …

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May 14, 2022

Neppy Tunes

This week's episode is an update on Neptune. I literally went from not believing in pets, to loving, Neptune Tigerlilly Roi, like I have loved no other. Am I...a middle-aged dad 🤣? I guess so, because it's the him fuh …

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May 7, 2022

Being Is A Spectrum

I've been gone for a while, now I'm back on da same shit I was 🤣. In deez trying times, that for many equate to their whole damn lives, we need to acknowledge that existence is a spectrum; band together …

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April 2, 2022

Living Occupied

Gil Scott-Heron said, "the revolution will not be televised," knowing that true revolution happens in people's minds; is the evolution of our thinking. Very many people, indiscriminate of color or creed, have just recently figured out that the...

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March 29, 2022

Surreal Shit Be Happening

I decided to chat about the slap, because I felt like respectability politics and the colonial compulsion to erase black women were causing folks to be deliberately obtuse. There is literally legislation being passed to stop hair discrimination that...

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March 19, 2022

Free Adnan

Though I am not a true crime podcaster, I've been known to give them a listen. In fact, the first podcast I ever listened to was "Serial," back in 2016. I became obsessed with Adnan's case, because it was such …

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March 12, 2022

Incest...Is It Really A Problem

I saw a viral tweet wherein these cousins came out as a couple and black twitter started draggin' them 😭🤣😂. I decided to do an episode about my stance on incest and I might get dragged too, but at least …

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March 9, 2022

Retirement Is 32 Years Away - Minisode

TW // Violence, Death, Self Harm I am 1000% certain, I am what's wrong with my generation and I couldn't be happier about it. One thing about being bombarded by a constant barrage of debt, death, and mass destruction, while …

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March 5, 2022


Sometimes I'll be in bed, ready to sleep GoOod, and an episode will pop into my head. This is one uh dem times. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitch Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitch Website:...

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Jan. 29, 2022

Getting High At Party McFly

My experience with cocaine was not at all what I thought it would be, but some how, still very on brand. If I had to rate the high, I'd give it an 8 outta 10 (when ingested after a Sativa …

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Jan. 22, 2022


I was trynna be cute and ended up looking like a plum foo. If I had a time machine, I'd go back to that day and wear flats. Not because of the physical pain/damage to my feet, which wasn't completely …

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Jan. 19, 2022

Heterosexuality Is A Scam - Minisode

This is actually an excerpt from a #marcopolo I sent to my bestie, that I converted from video to an MP3 because I felt like it was minisode worthy. Also, today mah birfday! Das right, mah pwussy is a Capricorn. …

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Jan. 15, 2022

Love At First Sight

There were these chimes, and everytime his eyes met mine, I could hear them ring. It felt as though that sound was reverberating through the mulitverse and every version of the two of us, were all connected. Was this guy …

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Jan. 13, 2022

Generational Wealth - Microsode

When one considers that much of the "generational wealth" that exists, was generated by systemic Black death, exploitation, and oppression; is generational wealth a pro-black goal? Is it a healthy goal? Is it a goal at all? Or is it …

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Jan. 8, 2022

In The 90s

The 90's were a lituation in many ways, they were also a hot ass mess, but I digress. When I was a girl-many, many moons ago-you couldn't tell me I wasn't the next Monifah (yes, that's a B.A.P.S reference). I …

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Jan. 4, 2022

I Love The Golden Girls (DMX Cut)

I recorded the first rendition of "I love the Golden Girls" back in January of 2020. Then, when DMX transitioned, I re-recorded the episode after learning that he too, loved The Golden Girls. All this time, I thought I had …

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Jan. 1, 2022

Happy New Yearz

Happy New Year, y'all. The 2020s have been a doozy thus far, but I'm still holding out hope for 2022. Thank you all for embarking on this podcasting journey with me. I have so much more in store, so stick …

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Dec. 25, 2021

I Got Broken Up With In A Text Pt. 2

As most of us have, I learned a great many lessons from my first love. One being, do not hold on to anything past it's expiration. When you know it's time to let something go, gon' ahead and let it …

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Dec. 18, 2021

I Got Broken Up With In A Text Pt. 1

This episode should be titled, "Why You Being Weird To Me?" or "Roi Sings The Hits." I drop some lines from SZA, Bey, and Jazmin Sullivan (part 2), because R&B lyrics really do be serving the tea. To quote Tink, …

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Dec. 15, 2021

Lies and Fairytales - Microsode

If not for lies, how could we appreciate or even recognize truth. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitch Website: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

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