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Dec. 11, 2021

I've Been Natural Since 2008

I've been natural since, the year of our lawd, twenty and zero eight. Three big chops later, I've finally learned what works for my hair. My first big chop was intentional; I gave up the creamy crack for the sake …

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Dec. 4, 2021

I Am A HUGE Conspiracy Theorist

In this episode, I define "conspiracy theorist," and discuss aliens, the cosmos, my ancestry, and the assassination of Malcolm X. I may not walk around with an aluminum foil hat on my head, but I do be theorizing and put …

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Nov. 27, 2021

I Used To Think I Was Bi

A lot of folx informed me that the "I Just Do It - Microsode," was too much heat and pressure for just a microsode. So, I went ahead and recorded a few episodes expounding on the topics I touched on, …

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Nov. 20, 2021

I Been To College Part 2

In part 2 of "I Been To College," I concluded the story of the trail that had me ready to wild, discuss other issues I ran into in academia, and encourage the youf dem to still pursue their education; cause …

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Nov. 13, 2021

I Been To College Part 1

This colonial empire is a scam within a scam, and college, is one of the biggest scams of them all. I have always loved learning and been pretty good at, if I do say so myself. However, college was a …

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Nov. 10, 2021

I Be Unattached AF Part 2

Though these episodes are both about unattachment, and rather short, I didn't feel like the audio was related enough to be one episode. It felt like two different pieces with the same theme, so I split them up. Enjoy part …

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Nov. 6, 2021

I Be Unattached AF Part 1

TW // Murder, Acid Attacks I practice unattachment to maintain quality mental and spiritual health. Sometimes, I do catch myself backsliding, but for the most part, "I let go and left flow" (that's from the movie, 'Something New') or "relax, …

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Nov. 3, 2021

I Just Do It - Microsode

I have an adventurous spirit, that's gotten me into some trouble here and there. I do my best to be safe and responsible, but when offered a new experience–I just do it–Nike style! Skydiving✔ Dumpsterdiving✔ Cocaine in the restroom of …

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Oct. 30, 2021

I Spent Two and A Half Years...

Folks, we're wrapping up spooky month with the scawriest thing I've ever done–I spent two & a half years in a toxic work environment. I worked for a union whose employees had to unionize, because of how abusive management was …

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Oct. 23, 2021

I Have Sideshow Boobs

Mother-daughter relationships are...hard. They're made even more difficult by the constant competition women a subjected to, as well as, the idea of children as property. The story of how I got my sideshow boobs, is where these two issues converged …

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Oct. 20, 2021

Older Generations Need Healing Microsode

I, for one, am so happy that people from Generation X and even older generations, are hopping on the therapy, healing stones, alt medicine bandwagon. Obviously, many have been on it, however, they're not the ones out here turning folks …

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Oct. 16, 2021

Imma City Girl

C-i-t-y, you can see why... This episode is about growing up in N.Y.C. Staying in the vein of spooky season doe, it's also about gentrification–which is some scary shit. I also touch on being ready to throw the hands when …

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Oct. 9, 2021

I Wanna Talk About Generational Trauma

Keeping up with spooky season, I decided to talk about some real scaurry shit–generational trauma. There are so many things we believe are too benign to be considered generational trauma, that are taking folks out. Religion, social taboos,...

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Oct. 2, 2021

I Set My Family Home On Fire

I figured I'd set off Spooky Season with a scary story... One hot, summer night, in 2002, I almost fire and brimstoned my whole family. All I wanted to do was remove some old nail polish and the next thing …

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Sept. 27, 2021

Isms and Ish - Microsode

So I'm trying something new and dropping microsodes during the weekday. Less than two minute ramblings that maybe didn't fit into a specific episode or came to me all after the fact. This is a quicky on -isms. Isms are …

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Sept. 25, 2021

I Was In A Sketch Comedy Group

This episode is about the end of my sketch comedy group. It's also the story of how I let an unhealed, raggedy heffa bring me out my character—NEVER AGAIN. I learned from this experience, that responding to disrespect with humility …

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Sept. 18, 2021

I Almost...Maybe Got Got By A Married Man

This episode was recorded shortly after DMX was hospitalized, but before his actual passing. Rest In Power, Dark Man X. Chile...the cishet men finna drag me after dis, but what can I say? Saturn is my chart ruler, so when …

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Sept. 11, 2021

I Dont Believe In Good and Bad

I am a New Yorker, and on this day, the twentieth anniversary of the destruction of The Twin Towers, I figured I'd speak on "good and bad." I relinquished ideas of "good and bad" many moons ago; for a more …

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Sept. 4, 2021

I Started A Foot Fetish OnlyFans

Y'all... I dipped a toe into digital, sex work when I first got furloughed from my tech job. I'm always willing to bare it all...anonymously and I have cute feet ("it's not speculation, ya man said so") so I started …

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July 31, 2021

I Have Been Menstruating For 20 Years

This episode is about menstruation. Many of us do it and even more of us LIE about it, or at least don't tell the full story. I get candid, per usual, about my experience with Aunt Flow, her first visit, …

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July 24, 2021

I Live For Normani

This episode is about my complete dedication to the works of Normani. At the time of recording, it had been a minute since I'd heard any new Normani music and I was ready to choose VIOLENCE! Of course, I got …

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July 17, 2021

I Had To Stop Watching This Is Us

TW// black death, anti-blackness, violence. This episode is about why and when I had to stop watching "This Is Us" and many, many, many other shows. Television shows used to be called programming and that's exactly the purpose of the …

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July 10, 2021

I Only Wanted To Be

This episode is about being non-binary. Realizing that I was non-binary and had been my entire life, was a trip. Finding the words to correlate to a feeling... you thought only you felt. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitch Website:...

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July 3, 2021

I Couldnt Date...

This episode is about my deal breaker; there are a few, but this is the big one. Of course, we can water each other in a relationship, but I ain't trynna be with somebody that has an untended garden. Come …

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